What I Told The 9-1-1 Operator: (How To Succeed At Becoming A Successful Stand-Up Comedian)

By Ashley Lenartson

I'm a grouper fish: I eat everything in site: I'm the garbage disposal of the seas. Does anybody know why fish eat fish Human beings are like this but in a different way. It's called a 'Hostile Takeover'If you know what I mean: huh, what What do you mean Are you trying to be funny again and failing at that You have to keep trying until you actually succeed at sucking seed...something like that...I Deserve to Be Loved: but frequently all I get is bullshit.You have the nicest smile I've seen in quite some time: and you're teeth are just so white: do you use cum to floss them and keep them white I sure do...I floss my teeth with your dick every day to keep them cleaner and whiter...When Will I Be Love: and if you are not loved then what will you do Like Intel says, "It's All Inside."You Are Loved: are you faking serious: get outta hear...I come from ROYALTY: I have blue blood...not red until it hits the air...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1795577290
• ISBN13: 9781795577298
• Release Date: January 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 48 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"