Weird Stories

By Gerrit Argento

I am a nice guy, really, but I have an imagination and I like to make things up. I do not do nasty things and then write about them. I think about nasty things and write about them but don't do them, honest. Be assured that I am not a person with twitching eyes and watery palms peering from a dark recess at passersby with a fervid brain plotting their discomfort. I have not eaten one human being nor have I encountered a person eater. I assure you that I have not planted mixed race babies in the wombs of unsuspecting Chinese ladies nor have I stalked a beautiful girl living in a bad neighborhood in Manhattan. I was not the one who created a slum outside the house of a nice, quiet Japanese lady. It was not I who cut open Santa's belly. I would never push a little boy off the top of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. I have not, nor could I, nor would I if I could, create a monster vampire rabbit, but I would like to see one. So, you can read these stories and not do any of these things either.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1483912884
• ISBN13: 9781483912882
• Release Date: April 2013
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 236 Pages
• Weight: 0.71 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.6" x 5.0"