Tiny Bear's Christmas Caper: Home Invasion Was Never so Yummy

By Peter Harper

My dear readers, buckle up for a ride This is not your grandmother's fairy tale - unless your grandmother happened to possess a wicked sense of humor and a penchant for slightly unsettling Christmas traditions. Prepare yourselves for a delightful descent into the darkly comedic world of Bear-land, a place where Christmas preparations are as chaotic as a badger's burrow after a particularly raucous party. We'll encounter bears who are less concerned with "saving" a missing cub and more interested in the potential culinary applications of an unexpected guest. And the Big Bad Wolf? Let's just say his attempts at disguise are less than convincing - so unconvincing, in fact, that they border on the hilariously absurd. Expect the unexpected. Question the norms. Laugh at the inappropriate. This isn't a tale of damsels in distress and valiant princes; it's a story about resilience, humor, and the occasional questionable Christmas dinner. I've poured all my darkest humor and most playful subversion into these pages, creating a story that celebrates the slightly offbeat and the delightfully unexpected. So, grab your mugs of cocoa (or perhaps something a bit stronger), settle into your favorite armchair, and prepare for a Christmas adventure that's as unpredictable as it is hilarious. Don't be surprised if you find yourself questioning the true nature of innocence and the definition of a "happily ever after." Prepare to be charmed, unsettled, and thoroughly entertained. After all, what's Christmas without a bit of deliciously dark humor? This tale is a testament to the power of unexpected turns, the joy of subversion, and the enduring appeal of a good giggle, even when faced with unsettling circumstances. Enjoy the ride.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DPN5ZZX5
• ISBN13: 9798302569714
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 344 Pages
• Weight: 1.01 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"