The Social Climber's Bible: A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile

By Jazz Johnson and Dirk Wittenborn

Book Overview

Dear Fledgling Climber- You're just opened a book that can change your life. Read on at your own risk, because once you've gotten to the last page, we promise your will have become so popular you won't recognize yourself. Are you ready to be transformed into the kind of person who snubbed you at parties and you used to envy? Are you prepared for lal the fun you'll have mastering the secrets of becoming popular with those who can make your dreams come true overnight? We invite you to learn the lost art of social climbing. Let us teach you the skills and ethical flexibility that will make you a hit at any and all social gatherings, from cocktail parties to funerals. Know the joys of social climbing as a family and learn the dos and don'ts of guiltlessly and gracefully ditching all those worn-out suburban friends and college pals holding you back from making the kind of superficial friends everybody needs to know the thrill of getting to the top. We can't climb for you, but we do know all the shortcuts. Sincerely, The Social Climber's Bible 'Any social climber coming to America should read this hilarious book on the plane in. Jazz & Dirk will show you how to win friends, influence people and never have to fly commercial again.' Plum Sykes

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0143125206
• ISBN13: 9780143125204
• Release Date: October 2014
• Publisher: Penguin Books
• Length: 297 Pages
• Weight: 0.75 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.2" x 5.1" x 7.1"
• Age Range: 18 years and up
• Grade Range: Grade 12 and higher