"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid "
In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG -
the Flipping Big Gnome
He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no He's big, flipping big
Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever Ever Because they're coming for your imagination