Satan Claws: Timmy's Christmas Demon

By Peter Harper

Meet Timmy, a six-year-old with a stammer that's as stubborn as a mule and a hero complex that's slightly...misplaced. He idolizes Satan Claws (yes, you read that correctly), and when his magical parrot, Merlin (who, let's be honest, has a questionable moral compass), appears, Timmy's life takes a wildly unexpected turn. Driven by a desire to prove Merlin's existence to his skeptical parents, Timmy makes a wish that goes spectacularly wrong, summoning Asmodeus, a miniature demon with a terrible attitude and an even worse sense of humor. This isn't your grandmother's Christmas story. Forget the twinkling lights and heartwarming carols; get ready for exploding Christmas trees, spontaneously combusting gingerbread men, and the general pandemonium that ensues when a six-year-old commands a creature of the underworld. This tale isn't just about the chaos - though there's plenty of that - it's about friendship, responsibility, and learning to navigate the complexities of childhood and the even more complex consequences of wishing upon a magical parrot with questionable intentions. This is a story where the line between heartwarming and slightly unsettling is delightfully blurred, a celebration of the absurd and a reminder that even the most outlandish situations can teach us valuable lessons. So, prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, a touch of terror, and a whole lot of unexpected Christmas magic. After all, what's Christmas without a little bit of demonic mischief? Let the unholy adventures begin

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DQDNYCPL
• ISBN13: 9798303544055
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 312 Pages
• Weight: 1.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 6.0" x 9.0"