Joseph Smith, or Jo to his friends, is a divorced fifty-year-old who is staying temporarily at a retirement village in England. He thought it would be just for a few months but he was having so much fun with the older women in the village that he decided to stay on.
In this book, Jo canes his ex-sister-in-law and spanks Sarah and Samantha. Sarah then proposes marriage to Jo, which was something of a shock. Just as he was thinking that life could not get any better the wheels dropped off and he is accused of assault and child abuse. Jo is very quickly released when the magistrate discovers that the accusers were lying and she recommends a spanking for each of them.