Life Lessons from Your Dog: If Drinking from the Toilet Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right

By Anthony Rubino Jr.

Dogs live life with a joy and abandon most humans envy. This book of sayings and dog-isms will give you a glimpse into the canine psyche. It will amuse, and maybe inspire-no, probably just amuse readers. Rubino's illustrations are equally funny. A fool and his half a sandwich are soon parted. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't come back, bark and bark and then bark and bark and just bark and bark and bark and bark and bark. Berber carpets make pretty good butt scratchers. Persian rugs will do in a pinch if the pile is deep enough. But shag Oh, shag is just a little slice of heaven.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1401603432
• ISBN13: 9781401603434
• Release Date: January 2007
• Publisher: Thomas Nelson Publishers
• Length: 150 Pages
• Weight: 0.62 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.5" x 6.2"

Customer Reviews

A Real Treat

After reading, I IMMEDIATELY replaced our shag carpet (p. 131) and purchased Ellie a more slimming collar (p.126). Seriously, though, this book is HYSTERICAL! I howled all the way through! A GREAT read -- and stocking stuffer -- for anyone who has ever owned dog... or plans to. Sit down, relax, and enjoy! You'll be glad you did.

Rubino knows dogs...

Anthony Rubino is a unique humor talent. His insight is so keen in this book, that you may think (as I do) that Mr. Rubino has spent some time inside a furry body. This book made me laugh uncontrollably. It is a must have for all dog lovers.

Even your dogs will laugh ...

This book is for the dog lover in each of us. I've been a dog owner for most of my 33 years, and I've yet to find a book about animals that has made me laugh as much as this book by Anthony Rubino. I have every book written by this brilliant comic author. The book makes a great gift for the dog lover on your holiday gift list; however, be sure to buy one for your own coffee table. I guarantee that all of your guests will pick it up and chuckle at the various musings on life as a dog!