Just Desserts: A Raunchy, Side-Splitting Satirical Fantasy Adventure

By Jonathan Daniel

WARNING: Contains violence, sex, adult jokes, and a particularly scary marshmallow.

You might be imagining cutesy cupcakes and friendly flans... but in the land of All That's Good (But Never Goes To Your Hips Or Butt), you'll find nothing but crude confectionary, swearing sweets, and one brave muffin on a fight for true love.

Muffins and cupcakes can never mix. But when Jerome the blueberry muffin discovers that his secret beloved Princess Kupcake has been captured by an evil foe, he embarks on a dangerous quest to bring down the powerful King Devil's Food Cake, win the heart of his princess, and go toe-to-toe with the most disgusting creature ever dreamed up by man or muffin.

From braving the horrors of the Red Vines Forest to tangling with unsavoury tart mercenaries, Jerome and his faithful gummy bear steed must make it to the Black Licorice Castle and thwart the Devil Food Cake's dastardly plans. But can one lone muffin defeat the devilish king? Or will the price of victory be too much to pay?

Bursting with hilarious scenes and plenty of adult jokes, Just Desserts is a bizarre, naughty, and side-splittingly silly adventure novel that perfectly blends age-old fantasy tropes with an assortment of curious confectionary to create a one-of-a-kind experience.

With foul-mouthed marshmallows, terrifying tarts, and an inspiring theme about true love and found family, this delightfully devilish read invites you to poke fun at the staples of sword & sorcery while enjoying a humorous tall tale that's not for the faint of heart.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CRJRGKQY
• ISBN13: 9798869097354
• Release Date: January 2022
• Publisher: Jonathan Daniel
• Length: 276 Pages
• Weight: 0.82 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"