I Need a New Bum!

By Dawn McMillan

Book Overview

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end " -- Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." -- Storywraps

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0486787990
• ISBN13: 9780486787992
• Release Date: August 2014
• Publisher: Dover Publications
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.1" x 10.8"
• Age Range: 6 to 10 years
• Grade Range: Grades 1 to 5

Customer Reviews

Funny and great for being real

Kids will find this book hilarious! Adults will enjoy reading this to their kids or for a moment of humor. It is impossible to think the human body is proper, good-mannered, and only for polite society. Our bodies make noises, odors, have odd variations, and are the real deal. Enjoy a good fart and a ripper of a book! Any teacher of 30 years should have spelling that is spot on; if they have poor spelling skills, then discard their review.

I Need A New Butt

This is not so funny. I saw a librian who was Irish reading this on t.v. so I had to buy it. I have 10 book cases of chidrens book from teaching Kindergarten & first grade for 30 years. So I have most of the funny books of old & new. It is a cross between "No, David, No" and "I aint going to Paint No More." If its a cool book I usually buy a copy for each of my children's familys. Won't buy more than one of these