I Married a Goobie

By Linda Mooney and Carolyn Gregg

Let me tell you about the night I was on the most perfect date of my life when I got attacked by a pair of enormous alien chopsticks, which then shoveled me into a giant plastic straw that Hoovered me up into their alien spacecraft. When I got there, I had to pleasure an oversized green donut with custard cream filling. And when all was said and done...

Well, that's when the you-know-what hit the fan, and everything just got real.

And it was only the beginning

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DZXPKXSF
• ISBN13: 9798313556031
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 84 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"