I Didn't See It: The funniest Arsene Wenger quotes... ever!

By Gordon Law

Arsene Wenger has achieved incredible success as Arsenal manager and he's also entertained us with some hilarious, bizarre and sharp-witted sound bites. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled Wenger's most outlandish quotes and quips from his 20-year spell with the Gunners.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful." "I'm amazed how big Patrick Vieira's elbows are." "I tried to watch the Tottenham match on television in my hotel, but I fell asleep." "I don't kick dressing room doors or the cat or even football journalists."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1539813592
• ISBN13: 9781539813590
• Release Date: November 2016
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.44 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.8" x 0.3" x 5.1"