How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

By Sterling Archer

Book Overview

A tongue-in-cheek handbook tie-in to the FX animated show Archer in the irreverent style of the show--written by Sterling Archer, Master Spy, himself on how to be a killer agent: what to wear, drink, smoke, how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men), hand-to-hand combat, weapons, devices, and, of course, defeating the enemy. Makes a great gift for the pop culture enthusiast.

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff--what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0062066315
• ISBN13: 9780062066312
• Release Date: January 2012
• Publisher: It Books
• Length: 192 Pages
• Weight: 0.53 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 5.5" x 8.2"

Customer Reviews

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