Half-Elf

By David Phillips

A new comic fantasy adventure spanning three worlds, two cafeter?as and a Ford Cortina. Guaranteed not the first part of a trilogy! Cheaper than skiing, more fun than bog snorkelling and safer than cheese-rolling (see YouTube for details).What the critics said about Half-Elf"Short. To the point." - E. Hemingway"Needs more pointy hats." - T. Pratchett"Should be banned." - S. Rushdie"Page 42 was good." - D. Adams"If Hemingway liked it, it must be crap!" W. Faulkner"Smells of onions." - A. Burgess"Vartlydragon yeah harpe harpe downkrillmop and then some." - J. Joyce"Have you finished it yet?" - The Author's wife

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1507701462
• ISBN13: 9781507701461
• Release Date: January 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 330 Pages
• Weight: 0.97 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"