Golf Joke Book

By J. Alexander Poulton

Mulligans, holes-in-one, men vs. women, impossible shots... the best way to deal with your golf addiction is to laugh at it: * One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie. ''Tie me up, '' she purred, ''and you can do anything you want.'' So he tied her up and went golfing. * Did you hear the one about the wife who got hit in the head with a golf ball on the first hole and died? The husband was so distraught he only played the front nine. * Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. * Wife: You think so much about your golf game you don't even remember when we were married. Husband: Of course I do, dear. It was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt. * The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder -- you just want to kill the other player -- but golf is suicide -- you just want to kill yourself.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1897277520
• ISBN13: 9781897277522
• Release Date: March 2010
• Publisher: Overtime Books
• Length: 224 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.2" x 8.2"