Fuck, Now There Are Two of You

By Adam Mansbach

Book Overview

"If you're a fan of both Larry David and profane children's book parodies, don't even try to curb your f*cking enthusiasm." --Kirkus Reviews

Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat--the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?

Parents--new, old, expectant, and grand--of multiple children already knew the answer. Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.

Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1617757608
• ISBN13: 9781617757600
• Release Date: October 2019
• Publisher: Akashic Books, Ltd.
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.48 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 8.3" x 6.2"