Fanatics and Fun-Onions!: Voltaire, Onions, Babes and Canadians

By Martin D. Gibbs

Can Perfect Hair and Scathing Wit Save the Universe?Perhaps, but only if there is enough Zinc Oxide.Fran?ois-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire, is back in action. The cleaver-wielding philosopher finds himself at the mercy of two sworn enemies, pitchfork-wielding Fun-Onion farmers, Marcel Proust, and dead-sexy psychotic girlfriend.This bizarro tale is a wild ride along an onion, complete with rug burns, coffee stains, motorcycles, and HEAVY METAL!Love and death are one; they soak through the pages of this tale. And Voltaire will find that death is a soft, silky river, at the bottom of which lies the key to ultimate destruction. Will he choose to dominate the world or to save it? Or will he be sued by every band, corporation, and legal entity that he has pissed off?Blending literature, philosophy, kick-ass action, and a little sorcery, Fanatics and Fun-Onions is a powerful story that will have you on the edge of your seat. Or perhaps it will make you smile. Or throw up. Or all of the above.Did we mention the HEAVY METAL?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1492270407
• ISBN13: 9781492270409
• Release Date: April 2014
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 194 Pages
• Weight: 0.78 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.4" x 6.0"