English Pigs: We Don't give Damn if The World Hates Us.

By Peter Harper

The English. A nation so wonderfully contradictory that it's simultaneously revered and reviled, admired and mocked, loved and loathed. They've conquered empires, penned immortal works of literature, and perfected the art of queuing (a skill so sophisticated, it deserves its own Olympic medal). Yet, they've also managed to consistently confound and amuse the rest of the world, leaving a trail of bewildered onlookers in their wake. Is it their obsession with tea? Their peculiar sense of humor? Their unwavering belief that their weather is somehow superior? Perhaps it's a combination of all three. This book aims to delve into the enigma of the English character, exploring the historical, cultural, and sporting events that have shaped their international image. We'll examine centuries-old grudges, from the Hundred Years' War (which, let's be honest, felt a bit more like a Hundred Years' Argument) to the ongoing debate about the true origin of the sausage roll. We will uncover the secrets behind their love of rain (it's not just masochism, I promise), their peculiar relationship with their colonies (mostly one of awkward family reunions), and their astonishing ability to generate passionate sporting rivalries even when facing opponents with superior sporting prowess. Prepare for a witty and irreverent exploration of the peculiar phenomenon that is the English character, a nation that simultaneously defies and embodies every international stereotype imaginable. And, of course, we'll have copious amounts of bacon along the way.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DPSWQSPS
• ISBN13: 9798302788108
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 278 Pages
• Weight: 0.83 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"