Don't Put Dave in the Microwave

By Chris White

Warning This book may contain some of the following. . . Men with huge heads Nervous hamsters Stoopid people Free money Ducks, genies, and crime-solving fish A voucher for eternal youth Daft drawings, ridiculous rhymes, and weird creatures Rubbish clowns, rubbish ghosts, and rubbish in dust bins The secret to life-long happiness Hairy things and guitar-playing ferrets To find out which of these are contained inside, do read this book, do try and enjoy it, but don't put Dave in the microwave

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0955971152
• ISBN13: 9780955971150
• Release Date: November 2015
• Publisher: Caboodle Books Ltd
• Length: 170 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 5.0" x 7.7"
• Age Range: 6 to 11 years
• Grade Range: Grades 1 to 6