Banana Pants Crazy

By John Vorhaus

What's in this book? Some fiction, some flotsam, some dances with words, heart-stopping anagrams, found objects galore, things I've said about dogs, a punctuation puzzle, some gutted clich s, twitter tales, sad tales (at least one), true facts and bar facts, hilarious headlines (wait, you'll see), wisdomettes, a whiff of poker, names needing rock bands, a noun fight, a museum of lies, a war of random words, a bit of wizardry, plus bad ideas for children, some new dirty words, a brief interlude where writing in the passive voice is done and much more, all in fewer pages than you might expect. Order yours today.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 152348358X
• ISBN13: 9781523483587
• Release Date: February 2016
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 178 Pages
• Weight: 0.44 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"