Avoiding Adulthood: Irresponsible Advice for Begrudging Grown-Ups (Life Is Hard... So Why Not Cheat?)

By Paul Hawkins

"Ridiculously entertaining " - Christopher Shevlin, Author of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' series

Are you terrible at life?

You're not alone. But the problem isn't you: it's adulthood - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison.

Yet what if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? Well, now you can.

With Avoiding Adulthood, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity.

So join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today and learn how to:

- Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds

- Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in

- Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying)

Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" is you.)

Life is hard, so why not cheat?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1093239352
• ISBN13: 9781093239355
• Release Date: April 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 232 Pages
• Weight: 0.51 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"