50 Ways to Off an Elf

By Matt Lake

The elf is indigenous to only three places-the North Pole, Narnia, and Middle Earth. In its natural habitat, the elf maintains steady but healthy population. But following a fad for adopting elves as exotic pets in recent years, their population growth has spiraled upwards and out of control. The Centers for Pest Control have now declared the Elf an invasive hostile species. They must be stamped out. This book will help in that endeavor.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 069258997X
• ISBN13: 9780692589977
• Release Date: December 2015
• Publisher: Questionable.Info
• Length: 106 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"